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Lord Pistachio
Dictator of Cockatoo, Christmas
Created on 2003-04-16 15:07:05 (#1008048), last updated 2005-08-17
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Basic Info| Birthdate: | 10-31 |
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| Location: | Cockatoo, Alabama, Christmas Island |
| Website: | pistachio |
BioFriends, Romans, lend me your pants.
The dawn of a new era is upon us, and I am to lead you into it. As the unquestioned ruler of Christmas Island, in the provice of Alabama, in the reverred local of Cockatoo, I am a respected and FEARED pomeranian. Those who doubt or bring my puppy actions into question are quickly and SILENTLY beheaded with a Christmas tree ornament, and their decapitated head is wrapped in a a Christmas tree skirt. SO FEAR, unto you who question, for your future is dire (straits,) and your family DEAD exclamation point! Lord Pistachio adores Dire Straits. Lord Pistachio enjoys moving those refrigeratores. Lord Pistachio is a Sultan of Swing.
And so, to bring this introduction to a close:
While I may on the surface be naught but a jolly and friendly mutt, I have the core soul of a RULER, one that is not to be denied.
Much Love,
Lord Pistachio.
XOXO
The dawn of a new era is upon us, and I am to lead you into it. As the unquestioned ruler of Christmas Island, in the provice of Alabama, in the reverred local of Cockatoo, I am a respected and FEARED pomeranian. Those who doubt or bring my puppy actions into question are quickly and SILENTLY beheaded with a Christmas tree ornament, and their decapitated head is wrapped in a a Christmas tree skirt. SO FEAR, unto you who question, for your future is dire (straits,) and your family DEAD exclamation point! Lord Pistachio adores Dire Straits. Lord Pistachio enjoys moving those refrigeratores. Lord Pistachio is a Sultan of Swing.
And so, to bring this introduction to a close:
While I may on the surface be naught but a jolly and friendly mutt, I have the core soul of a RULER, one that is not to be denied.
Much Love,
Lord Pistachio.
XOXO
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a good brie, a good bris, beheadings, blues clues, booties, booze, burning heretics, carjackings, cats, chasing sticks, christmas, conan o'brien, dictatorships, dire straits, dogs, elimidate, fine wine, fluffing my ruff, frasier, lassie, mating, milkbones, rain slickers, regis and kelli ripa, ruling the nation, shanks, shipmates, steve buscemi, summer breezes, sweaters, tank tops, the other half, thongs, wellingtons, whores, zoos
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